upt


u.p.t.s is the abbreviation for uncontrollable pelvis thrusting syndrome. upts is an unofficial medical condition which causes one to uncontrollably thrust ones pelvis. it is an inherited psychoneuroimmunology disorder with onset in childhood, characterized by pelvis thrusting. upts was once considered a rare and bizarre syndrome, most often -ssociated with the thrusting of ones pelvis. however, upts is no longer considered a rare condition and is easily identified because most cases are extreme and the severity of thrusting increases for most children as they p-ss through adolescence. it is now believed that upts affects 9 out of every 10 males and only 1 out of every 10 females.
i noticed little johnnie was humping the refrigerator again. do you think we should get him tested for upts?
short for uptown. when said you say each letter..
u.p.t.
usually has the word ‘the’ infront of it
where are you from?
the upt mother f-cka
acronym for “universal party time”, which is 11:30 pm in your local time zone.
“it’s upt, so drink up, b-tches!”
upt: pr-nounced “up-puh-tuh”; the sound michael jackson uses in the chorus
of his h-t song “bad”.
because i’m bad, i’m bad.
cause i run upt.
(bad bad-really, really bad)
you know i’m bad, i’m bad.
you know it.
(bad bad-really, really bad)
you know i’m bad, i’m bad.
cause i run upt, you know.
(bad bad-really, really bad)
and the whole world has to
answer right now
just to tell you once again,
who’s bad…
meaning “usual party time”.
“hey, are we hanging out sat-rday?”
“yeah, u.p.t.”
another way of saying “hey, it’s not that hard to get on urban dictionary!”
guy 1: duuuude! check it out, i made up this phrase, and now it is on urbandictionary! i’m so cool!

guy 2: upt, cya.
an alcoholic beverage created in dedication to uptown new orleans after hurrican katrina. it usually consists of patron, 7up and pineapple juice though it’s ingredients can vary from parish to parish. legend has it that this drink was invented in the kitchen of l-treezy himself.
“i went to the club in dallas and asked for a upt, and the bartender didn’t even know what i was talkin bout.”

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