wally

another word for getting a bl-w j-b
everyone gets wallies from tommy’s girlfriend heather.

dubs loves getting wallies.
a wally is infact someone who is very intelligent in some areas but very stupid (alomost unbelievably) in others, eg such as clumsiness.
you spilt your drink all over my bedside table you wally.
a dance originated in philly where a women is bent over, shaking her -ss, and a man is dancing right behind her -ss. made popular by the song “gimme a wally”
“bend over and gimmie a wally!”
useless, ineffectual person. or whole dill pickled baby cuc-mber. both east london, england. the latter usage is now rare. pr-nunciation: wo-lee.
you couldn’t find your -rs- (-ss) with both hands behind you, you wally.
wallys: (noun) short for “wallabees”, perhaps the most popular shoe ever made by clarks of england. the shoe is a variant of the also popular desert chukka type shoes (still made by clarks today and recently enjoying a boost in carribean sales – primarily jamaican – thanks to a song/video by vybz cartel which focuses on the wallabee and desert trek shoes. in the early 90’s the hip-hop group wu-tang clan helped popularize the wallabee (even featuring them custom-dyed in various colorways on the cover over ghostface killah’s solo alb-m “ironman” – a personality who has always been infatuated with the shoe, perhaps most of any known rapper- though the shoes have long been an urban staple for men’s wardrobes starting in the 50’s and then riding the ebb and flow of style but never completely out of style. around 2000, brands that made made mainly skateboarding shoes began to make shoes that were all but exact copies of the cl-ssic shoe. knock-offs had always been popular, but after the late 90’s one could find shoes “inspired” by the clarks wallabee (usually with a more conventional sole swapped out for the trademark gum sole) in wal-mart , etc.
the police stopped me and had me stripped down to my wallys
someone who is a fool, or has just made a tremendous fool of themselves.

also, a character in a chain of books who hides among the pages… (in america see: waldo)

commonly confused with the word woolly (see: sheep)
“you’re such a wally!”

also, “oh no! i can’t find wally!!!”
slang name for wallabees. (the s-xiest shoes on the planet). mostly worn by the best rappers on the planet, the wu-tang clan.
“ive gotta get myself some wallies”
to wally. posing as if being choked by celebrities or otherwise notorious persons. the chokee must appear to be asphyxiated in a complacent submissive pose with hands to the side, mouth agape, as if saying to themselves “even though i don’t like being choked, i enjoy the physical contact with someone famous”. the choker must use two hands, have a facial expression of extreme anger. can be dangerous if performed with people who authentically despise you.
dude : “look there’s luke perry, i’d ask for his autograph, but i don’t have a pen, maybe he’ll wally”

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