Uptown Kurtis
non-alcoholic beverage that tastes like a craft ginger ale (contains a negligible amount of alcohol). see example for how to order at a bar.
ryan: can i please have an uptown kurtis?
bartender: sorry, i’m not familiar with that…what is it?
ryan: it’s non-alcoholic…sprite with a dash of bitters and a splash of c-ke.
bartender: oh nice…coming right up!
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