ur dad
the use of ur mum calls has become quite stale over the past few years, mainly due to overuse and widespread acceptance of the term. whilst the call ‘ur dad’ could be considered h-m-s-xual around strangers, incorporation in a group of friends is easy and quite amusing. use of ‘ur dad’ in conjunction with ‘i f-cked…’, ‘…fisted me’ and ‘me and … f-cked ur mum last night’ are just some of the many ways the joke can be used.
jeffrey: “f-ck ur a d-ck head”
trent: “ur dad has a d-ck which i f-ck and suck”
jeffrey: “now ur a f-cken queer”
trent: “ur dad and i are queers together”
jeffrey: “dont talk to me”
trent: “ur dad cant talk when he’s got my c-ck in his mouth”
jeffrey: “ah ha ha, i’ll pay that”
another form of insult to be used in place of urmom. can be used in any situation as a quick come back, usually used when unable to think of an intelligent comment. possibly due to a lack of intelligence. certain people will use it when they are obsessed with dolphins and use the alias ‘gtx’
person 1: hey, i just woke up, whats goin on
person 2: urdad is goin on
another form of insult to be used in place of urmom. can be used in any situation as a quick come back, usually used when unable to think of an intelligent comment. possibly due to a lack of intelligence. certain people will use it when they are obsessed with dolphins and use the alias ‘gtx’
person 1: hey, i just woke up, whats goin on
person 2: urdad is goin on
in relation to “urmom”, it is used for when you think that the person’s dad is cooler than their mom… or if you’ve just ran out of insults.
bob: “dude, i totally caked urmom”
joe: “oh? yeah…. well… urdad!”
in relation to “urmom”, it is used for when you think that the person’s dad is cooler than their mom… or if you’ve just ran out of insults.
bob: “dude, i totally caked urmom”
joe: “oh? yeah…. well… urdad!”
the opposite comeback of “ur mom,” which was a sh-tty comeback to begin with, so “ur dad” sucks just as bad if not worse.
andy: i’m going to work tomorrow.
kevin: ur dad goes to work tomorrow.
andy: f-ck off, that comeback sucks as bad as ur mom.
the opposite of ur mom…..supposedly..it is a term that is exceedingly cooler than ur mom..
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