ur date straight


its the worst of all the insults made in history
the best out of the family

100% will insult anyone unless ‘no u’ comes up in the sentence
name1: ur mom g-y
name2: ur dad lesbian
name1: ur granny tranny
name2: ur sisters a mister
name1: ur grandpap a trap
name2: ur date straight
name1: no u

(explodes into paper)

Read Also:

  • failbob

    living devil that likes to get little kids into s-xual activities. lies and cheating are its daily activities. dont not trust for this disgusting sh-t. that person is just like a failbob

  • cactus vibes

    any situation that presents a negative or unwanted vibe chad: hey emily how do you feel about getting dinner tonight emily : f-ck off chad : wow your really giving off some cactus vibes

  • translategate

    a mysterious glitch on google translate, whereupon you set the “translate from” language to somali, and type in 2-3 character sets of words. the resulting text seems to be pulled from sites like disqus, stumbleupon, dating sites, and other random websites, and isn’t always in english, even if you set the “translate to” language to […]

  • laurinah

    a beautiful ship between fifth harmony members dinah jane and lauren jauregui, more valid than camren. “d-mn mistressofsnark stop reading laurinah fanfiction and write some actual wattpad stories!!!”

  • elaba

    s-x and guns… that’s about it the elaba going on inside the bar was crazy


Disclaimer: ur date straight definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.