ur family homophile
the worst of ’em all. you better get on your -ss and pray to god that n-body ever learns this phrase. if you ever encounter someone who knows this, you are officially f-cked. no exceptions.
*billy gets on his knees.*
billy: please have mercy. i’m sorry for calling your mom g-y and your dad lesbian.
jimmy: ur family h-m-phile.
*the universe implodes*
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