ur knob got slobbed
when your sleeping, p-ssed out, knocked out, or in any way unconcious and when you wake up your weiner is wet with slobber. as you as you wake up the song “slob on my kn-b like corn on the cob” starts playing. next to radio that is playing “slob on my kn-b like corn on the cob” there is small post it that says “ur kn-b got slobbed”. the longer the slobber sits on the slobbed weiner it could create a semi-offensive odor that requires a shower. the prime suspects are in the closet gay dudes and nympho pyscho girlfriends.
victim: dang… i must have p-ssed out from drinking all that zifandel and vodka. wait…why is my weiner wet?
radio starts playing “slob on my kn-b like corn on the cob” with a post it right next to it that “ur kn-b got slobbed”
victim: uh oh… i don’t have a girlfriend and i go to an all boys school. noooooo!
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