ur mom not sober


word meaning that you are adopted, usually a mother says it to its son or daughter meaning that he/she is adopted
mom: honey, come here!
son/daughter: wut ya want?
mom: honey… ur mom not sober…
son/daughter: i knew it *spanks mother in the b-tt*

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