ur species feces
the mother of all roasts above your ancestors incestors
bob: your ancestors incestors
kyle: ur species feces
*universe implodes* *time completely resets* *bob gets transported to the deepest hole in the underworld*
the absolute physics defying insult in the ur mom g-y saga of insults. no one in known history has survived this insult.
billy: ur sister a mister!
bob: bet! *waves hand in authority* ur species feces!
billy: *his very soul explodes creating a black hole consuming his very essence*
the worst possible insult ever. when this is used, the entire earth is engulfed in flames, the sun explodes and the moon crashes into earth.
tom: ur mom g-y
me : no u
tom: ur dad lesbian
me: ur sister a mister
tom: ur brother a mother
me: ur granny tranny
tom: ur grandpap a trap
me: ur familiy reunion h-m-s-xual communion
tom: ur family tree lgbt
me: ur ancestors incestors
tom: ur race has g-yes
me: want me to use it -sshole?
tom: i dare you
me: ur species feces!
*everything dies, the earth is on fire is englufed by the sun.
this is the worst comeback ever. it’s worse than ur mom g-y, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur family tree lgbt rolled into one. it absolutely obliterates anyone it’s used on into a realm further than oblivian and pure nothingness.
johnny- timmy ur mom g-y
timmy- well ur dad lesbian
johnny- ur granny tranny
timmy – ur family tree lgbt
johnny- ur all of that
timmy- don’t make me say it
johnny- do it b-tch
timmy- ur species feces
*johnny gets sucked into a black hole in his own core sentencing him to an existence of absolute nothingness in a void that is nowhere
the worst roast in history of roasts. this roast will end anyone’s career you choose to end.
s-xually confused person: “ur mom g-y”
me, an intellectual: “ur sister a mister”
s-xually confused person: “ur family tree lgbt”
me, an intellectual: “ur species feces”
*s-xually confused person’s body explodes into a million pieces and dies a brutal death and his heart is shattered into smitherines.
the 2nd worst comeback in history (the worst is ur genus a p-n-s)
guy 1: ur mom g-y
guy 2: ur species feces
guy 1: sh-t
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