ur uncle bisexual
worse than ur mom g-y, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny combined. when used in a back-and-forth of “ur mom g-y” and “no u” -type arguments, it is the ultimate combo-breaker of all combo-breakers. when first stated, it will leave your opponent so shocked and surprised that they will be unable to comprehend your sheer awesomeness as they are suddenly launched into sp-ce. asteroids collide at the mere whisper of this career-ending insult.
jim: ur mom g-y
bob: ur dad lesbian
jim: ur granny tranny
bob: ur uncle bis-xual
jim: *startled – dies – head explodes – body launched into sp-ce – freezes – crushed and sandwiched by two asteroids*
more powerful than ‘ur mom g-y’ or ‘ur dad lesbian’.
person 1: ur mom g-y
person 2: ur dad lesbian
person 1: ur uncle bis-xual
person 2: oof
strongest insult, gets all the p-ssy
jeremy: ur mom g-y
bill: ur dad lesbian
timmy: ur granny tranny
jeff: ur grandpap a trap
josh: ur uncle bis-xual
*everyone gets mega aids and f-cking dies , josh becomes a pimp*
roast: worse than ur mom g-y and ur dad lesbian combined
little boy: ur mom g-y
big boy: ur dad lesbian
little boy: *chokes coughs almost faints* wel uhhh ur uncle bis-xual
big boy: *ded*
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