uranating contest
how some people say or write (and spell} the phrase, “p-ssing match”.
a p-ssing match is loosely defined as two or more people arguing (and quite vehemently so) over some p-ss ant, petty, insignificant matter.
{police officer}: so, what’s going on megan?
{megan} drake & josh are having a uranating contest over who destroyed my treehouse with their model rocket. drake says he didn’t do it because he knows nothing about model rocketry — he pr-nounces the word, “fuselage” as, “fyoo sell’ a jee”, and josh says he didn’t do it because he’s a brainiac and set the rocket’s course with deadly precision.
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