Uranus
the b-tt end (no pun intended) of every joke about planets in the 5th grade.
5th-grader: “ur-n-s has several rings surrounding it.”
other fifth-graders: bwahahahaha!
5th-grader: “ur-n-s has a dark, rocky surface.”
other fifth-graders: bwahahahaha!
i could go on all day …
1. ur-n-s – a planet
2. ur-n-s – an hole in the body where waste products are removed
1. i went outside to look at ur-n-s
2. i went outside to look at ur-n-s
a planet that lends itself very well to really, really stupid jokes.
jim: hey tom, look through this telescope.
tom: what? what am i looking at now.
jim: well, i just saw ur-n-s in the sky! ha-ha!
1.seventh planet in our solar system.
2.bend over, stick your head between your legs and see.
hey, i see ur-n-s
the third largest planet (by diameter,) and fourth largest (by m-ss,) and the seventh from the sun in the solar system, ur-n-s is basically a large ball of hydrogen, methane, helium, and, to a lesser extent, ammonia (which gives it the bluish color). ur-n-s is pr-nounced your–n-s by many, making it the b-tt (pun intended) of many jokes. though many astronomers perfer to pr-nounce it yourunus.
viewing ur-n-s in the sky through a telescope is basically looking at a blue ball with a black background.
the brown star located at the center of the “-ss” constalation.
erney: “man, i’m so tired, bill”
bill: ” why, what were you doing last night”?
erney: “i was staring at ur-n-s all night”!
erney: ” hey… slow down bill, where are you running off to”?
( 2 sec. later, bill is just a small dot all the way down the road).
erney: “what did i say”?
1. a greek god whom was castrated by his son, cronos, at the order of his mother, gaia (who was also the mother of ur-n-s), whom was forced to endure the sheer pain of her ugly children being pushed back into the womb at the moment of their birth by ur-n-s. word.
2. a verb referring to the actions of the person described above
3. a now obsolete term referring to a planet in the terran solar system; now superseded by “urr-ct-m”.
heh, those kids and their “abortions”. why, in my day, we just ur-n-sed them back in and let them suffocate!
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