urban cockrel


someone who farts 1st thing in the morning (usually at dawn), loudly enough to wake the rest of the household. (as compared to the country c-ckrel which is a male chicken that crows at dawn).
ive been woken by the urban c-ckrel. (i’ve been woken by someone emitting a large fart).

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