Urban Crusier
one of many forms of a peado. they can be identified by their large dark green trench coat, their huge black combat boots. they often wear a large white stetson hat with the rim just about covering their eyes. they wear a pair of tiny childrens sungl-sses that are so small that they only cover the iris in their eye. they walk down the streets with their legs squatting very low and their torso leant back almost horizontally, they dangle their arms down and make a distinctive ‘mmm’ noise when they get close to a kiddy. they can be seen often at fences of primary schools.
the monks rang the church bells to warn the kids of the impending urban crusier
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