urban dictastin’
checkin’ out urban dictionary.
jeff: hey sarah, let’s get it on.
sarah: honey, i’d really like to, but i’m urban dictastin’ right now.
jeff: how about some jeff dictastin’?
sarah: ha? what honey?
checking out the defs on urban dictionary.com
dad walks in the door and sees lucy at the kitchen table doing her homework…
dad: hey, sweetie, where’s your mom?
lucy: she’s urban dictastin’.
dad: oh my god, has she become a c-ke addict or something?
lucy: no, she’s still into pepsi like the rest of us.
dad: well, where exactly is she?
lucy: like i said, she’s on the computer doing some urban dictastin’!
dad: you mean she’s starring in internet p-rn?
mom: hi honey.
dad: what’s that on your lip?
mom: (wipes her lip and looks at it) oh, that’s vanilla yogurt, why?
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