urban dorito
you buy a new bag of doritos and open it, then put sh-t on your finger and smear it on one side of the dorito then put it back in the bag.
“yo bro n-gg- last night i gave dat n-gg- an urban dorito, after dat zach taylor and fulton gang banged him”
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