urban flail


urban flail

adv.
(er-bun flale)

the act of placing 12-18” long pieces of duct tape upside down on a busy thoroughfare, complete with ends twisted around payloads of feline and/or dog feces.

the urban flail should not be performed against anyone you do not have deep distaste for. strangers are perfectly acceptable as well.

*use with caution*
*avoid routes popular with law enforcement*
“dude, i can’t believe what he said about your sister.”

“you’re right bud. it’s time for an urban flail.

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