urban ninja
a person in dark clothing who darts out in front of your moving car at night. any person appearing out of nowhere in an urban setting.
g-d d-mn these urban ninjas! you can never see where they come from. one day i’m gonna accidently run over one of these motherf-ckers on the way to taco bell!
someone who practices parkour or freeruning.
dude didja see that freakin urban ninja do a backflip offa that building!?
modernized ninjas.
holden is a motherf-cking urban ninja yo
a raging, pwnaging, art whoring, kick-ss painter by the name of eleine who goes by depresedescapist on deviantart and urbanninja on gfx.
note: i don’t usually act like this, i just happen to be particularly hyper right about now.
person 1: omg did you see urban ninja’s art on da? it’s f-ing awesome!
person 2: um… h-ll yes!!! where the h-ll have you been? it was pwnaging since before you were born! in fact, since before the almightly ninja was born!
its seems like a urban black p-ssy cat jumping, rolling and running atop of your roof sometimes its gonna anoying and noisy(meowwww) while they f-cking each others @ss.
urban ninja : have you seen my urban black p-ssy cat kicking mouse -ss? running inside the ceiling? … oh yah, hey cat what are you doing there inside,(meowwww)(nowwwwww) d-mn cat, you shutup i can’t sleeppp
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