Urban Pricktionary
what urban dictionary became when it starting filling up with teenagers posting lame -ss ‘definitions’ of their own names. for some reason these are still accepted by ud editors.
john: check out my definition of ‘john’. huh-huh-huh. “‘john’: really handsome cool guy with a giant schl-ng.”
jane: i think you mean urban pr-cktionary.
an alternative website to urban dictionary, where all the reject b-ll-cks definitions people write about their best ever boyfriend or girlfriend are sent.
urban dictionary editor: this b-llsh-t definition is a waste of my time, the reader’s time, everybody’s time. i’m sending it to urban pr-cktionary, when will they learn?
editor’s friend: yup
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a half -ssed admission to the university of maryland. they liked your application but not enough to admit you as a normal student. the biggest load of sh-t known to the college application process. usually involves taking evening courses until 9pm, sub-par -ssistance from the university, and having no time to partic-p-te in extracurricular activities. […]
- fucktardiness
the act of being a f-cktard it is the nice way of saying that you are taking too f-cking long to get ready to f-cking go. we’d be on f-cking time, b-tch, if it weren’t for your f-cking f-cktardiness.
- fuck twad
a dumb f-ck, -sshole, jerk, and/or an insensitive person. that guy (or gal) is such a f-cktwad. the twad of a f-ck. also known as a sl-tbag. quit spooning me you f-ck twad.
- Fullfilly
a gl-ss of water that has or is about to overflow over the cup’s edges. “oh no! that water’s about to fullfilly!” “sherman, dear. get that gl-ss from under the fosset, before it fullfillys.”
- Fully Loaded Baked Potato
similar to ‘baked potato’, a non-erect p-n-s that is full of sperm (hence the term: fully loaded). honey, when you bake the potatoes tonight, can you please make them fully loaded baked potatoes?