urban red neck

although the idea of an urban redneck would at first seem an oxymoron, they do exist and are actually quite common. there are basically three different kinds of urban rednecks.

1) the transplanted redneck is found in urban centers all over the world. his job or his dreams have forced him to leave his native community in search of new opportunities. the transplanted redneck remains true to himself and his culture, despite immersion in the urban landscape. a transplanted redneck, or pair of rednecks, may raise a family in the city and retain their redneck characteristics for several generations.

2) the poser is found all over north america, but is especially concentrated in cities in the southern united states, nevada and utah. these individuals may have no redneck roots, or even be a transplanted yankee, but either seek acceptance in their new homes, or have vastly distorted perceptions of the social norms in their adopted communities. the urban cowboy phenomenon that started in the 1980s is characterized by individuals in full country & western garb, that have never even been near a horse.

3) the postmodern redneck is also found all over north america. the postmodern redneck may, or may not, have redneck roots. as opposed to “the poser”, the postmodern redneck has experienced a philosophical transformation in which he rejects modernism and urbanity, in favor of simpler more genuine way of life. the postmodern redneck is often an educated professional who owns guns, hunts wild game, and isn’t afraid to get his hands dirty changing oil or cleaning a stable.
“billy bob got a job in chicago but he’s having trouble adjusting to life as an urban red neck.”

“the kids at school think it’s cool to wear big belt buckles, cowboy hats and drive big trucks. but their just urban red necks with a trust fund.”

“ted nugent is an urban red neck and d-mn proud of it!”
a person who has redneck interests, but is afraid to leave the city.
i’m an urban redneck! i love going to the shooting range to shoot my guns, and watch nascar on tv, but i can’t leave the city limits or else i won’t get good cell phone reception.
person who can survive equally well in the outdoors and in the big city.
he is an urban redneck
someone who drives a lifted truck, listens to only country music and lives a deep southern lifestyle all in the limits of his or her big city.
i know an urban redneck named andy from chicago. he drives a chevrolet pickup and sounds like a hillbilly…
someone utterly lacking in knowledge in modern urban navigation.
my old man doesn’t use my ride’s gps to get around, he’s still using a paper map or a thomas guide. geez, he’s such an urban redneck!