urban spaceman
a person who is too perfect to be real. from the 1968 song “i’m the urban sp-ceman” by the bonzo dog band.
i’m the urban sp-ceman baby, i’ve got speed
i’ve got everything i need
i’m the urban sp-ceman baby, i can fly
i’m a supersonic guy
i don’t need pleasure
i don’t feel pain
if you were to knock me down
i’d just get up again
i’m the urban sp-ceman babe and
i’m making out
i’m all about
i wake up every morning
with a smile upon my face
my natural exuberance
spills out all over the place
i’m the urban sp-ceman
i’m intelligent and clean
know what i mean?
i’m the urban sp-ceman, as a lover second to none
it’s a lot of fun
i never let my friends down
i’ve never made a b–b
i’m a glossy magazine
an advert in the tube
i’m the urban sp-ceman babe, but here comes the twist
i don’t exist
the urban sp-ceman is ulitmateley someone who doesn’t exist
urban sp-ceman: i’m the urban sp-ceman babe, but here comes the twist
i don’t exist
rural sp-ceman: sucks for you
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