urban toff
much like the urban fox. this creature can be seen slumming it across london, speaking as though they hadn’t spent a night at that £10,000 a term boarding school, re-appropriating working cl-ss and afro-carribbean culture before returning to the flat mummy and daddy bought for them in a working cl-ss cleansing new build.
that boy’s an urban toff
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