Urbana Middle School
a middle school filled with jocks, and preps.
there are a few main groups of people
preps: normally all look the same, large majority of the school. abercrombie and hollister wearing little pr-cks who find anyone or anything different “creepy” but still consider them selves quirky and creative for wearing 3d gl-sses with the lenses popped out.
scene/emo: all like the same bands i,e 3oh!3, muse, asking alexandra, big bring me the horizon fans. all look the same and tend to dye their hair to seem “different”.
c-cky jocks: not liked by anyone but the preps and tend to have relationships with them that last about a week. wear basketball shorts everywhere and consider each other “brothers” but still call people f-gs and h-m-s. awful to have gym with.
nerds: hang out in small cl-sters with other nerds. talk about minecraft 60% of the time and have m-ss nerdy sessions where they try to “out nerd” each other by knowing more about any given sci fi books/shows. 75% of them are potheads and thought of as “bad influences” by the preps.
ghetto: also have short relationships. wear lots of leather and colorful skinnies, talk in so much slang sometimes you cant even hear what they’re saying. either nasty-skinny or total fat-ss.
genuinely strange people: breathe heavy most of the time, wear bargain bas-m-nt clothes and never wash their hair. try to talk to nerds but are shunned for their lack of brains. some church freaks who yell about creationism in science cl-ss, very scary people.
d-mn… urbana middle school sucks.
i definitely don’t want to go there…
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