urbatex
someone who wears clothes and/or accessories that are designed with outdated camoflage such as ucp or dreaded (by most) camoflage such as the abu. this does not apply to ocp and bdu.
if you have no idea what these are please look them up, making sure to add ‘camoflage’ after each acronym.
uh look at that guy. he’s such an urbatex.
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