urbonics


politically correct term for urban slang, replacing the term “ebonics” which alledgedly derives from the word “ebony” with “urban”
i don’t speak urbonics and whatnot, i don’t get “jiggy” with it.
urban english.
i have mastered the fine art of urbonics thanks to the urban dictionary!
1.) the correct term used to describe urban slang. 2.) the specific accent and pr-nunciation of words spoken in an urban environment. 3.) not ebonics (black slang) 4.) a modern evolutionary form of english linguistics.
‘dis’ instaed of ‘this’, ‘dat’ instead of ‘that’, adopted from old southern english. likely shortened for ease of communication and/or code for illegal actions. ‘nose-candy’ instead of ‘cocaine’, ‘5-o’ instead of ‘police officer’.

“why on earth use urbonics when noone can understand a single word coming out of your mouth? thank science we have the urban dictionary”
the complete opposite of ebonics. a language spoken by white urban people, not ghetto sc-m who hang on the street selling crack and stealing white t-shirts from wal-mart. also not spoken by kidiots who play video games or watch anime all day long.

not what you want it to be, because i am the originator of the word, from the day the word ebonics was first spoken (1995). so… f–k oof!
____ said “!@#$ that ebonics bull sh-t… mixing words together and telling us what’s politically correct. i vote we start a new language called urbonics.”

mo: lmao, caucasian phrasin’
the language created by the entries in the urban dictionary.
joe: that was a hyphy show dawg, rhianna’s booty was straight kickin’.

mary: oh, you mean the concert was great! yeah, rhianna’s got a nice figure…sorry, i’m not used to urbonics.
the complete opposite of ebonics. a language spoken by white urban people, not ghetto sc-m who hang on the street selling crack and stealing white t-shirts from wal-mart. also not spoken by kidiots who play video games or watch anime all day long.

not what you want it to be, because i am the originator of the word, from the day the word ebonics was first spoken (1995). so… f–k oof!
____ said “!@#$ that ebonics bull sh-t… mixing words together and telling us what’s politically correct. i vote we start a new language called urbonics.”

mo: lmao, caucasian phrasin’
the complete opposite of ebonics. a language spoken by white urban people, not ghetto sc-m who hang on the street selling crack and stealing white t-shirts from wal-mart. also not spoken by kidiots who play video games or watch anime all day long.

not what you want it to be, because i am the originator of the word, from the day the word ebonics was first spoken (1995). so… f–k oof!
____ said “!@#$ that ebonics bull sh-t… mixing words together and telling us what’s politically correct. i vote we start a new language called urbonics.”

mo: lmao, caucasian phrasin’

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