Urection


a morning phenomenon most commonly resulting in painful or delayed urination due to a persistent low blood pressure of the male genitalia. aka “pee b-n-r”
wife: “honey, why are you taking so much time in the bathroom?”
husband: “i’m trying to hurry, but i have a urection.”

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