Uren


a word for a m-ssive erection brought on at random by an unexplained s-xual stimulator. ever had an unwanted b-n-r? ever felt that your erectile tissue feels like shooting up and making a hole in your jeans? whenever you get an unwanted stiffie and you can’t explain why then you know you got a uren.
‘jeez, i just got a m-ssive uren! wish it’ll go!

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    a much more elegant way of saying urine person 1: “yo man where you going?” person 2: “i’m going to let this ureni drain out of my bottle”

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    the most common fraise from spodermen ta fegit ova der hes no snepbec oon walks over to him and says u r en fegit which is truly say you are a f-ggot

  • Urenima'd

    much like an aenema (fist in the -ss) but with the pee hole. usually done with a size 12 sneaker. f-g – holy sh-t doc that f-ckin hurt!! doctor – boo hoo b-tch want his bottle?..take the urenima like a lumberjack and stop being such a f-ck.

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    something you wished for but will never be realized in your entire forsaken life. another unrequinted girl has just been added in my archive of unrequinteds.

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    a giant volcano of s-m-n or urine that fires out of one’s urethra. the term is applicable to s-m-n from a man’s urethra or urine from the urethra of a man or woman, however, it is most commonly used in the context of s-m-n erupting from a man’s urethra during a strong -j-c-l-t–n. my girlfriend […]


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