Urethra Franklin

an embarr-ssing mistake made in relation to a singer, actor or other celebrity’s name. frequently seen when someone is pretending to be a fan of someone that they know little about. made all the more hilarious when the person professes to be an expert.
“of course i’m a fan of soul music, i just love urethra franklin.” (mistake meaning aretha franklin)
a really good female soul singer with a really funny first name; her parents were either really s-d-stic or just not thinking when they named her.
i love that scene from the blues brothers when urethra franklin starts singing and dancing in the diner
receiving a golden shower while singing in the tub.
r-e-s-p-e-c-t. find out what it means to me.
a famous soul singer vulgarised
thats not arethra-thats urethra!
the inevitable name aretha franklin will choose after her peniplasty. because of her strength and courage to change gender roles and possess a phony d-ck, she will become an inspiration to adults and children alike.
urethra franklin: i’m strong and proud, baby!.

other guy: how?

urethra franklin: because women of the world will want me and scream my name urethra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

other guy: sorry, that won’t happen.

urethra franklin: one day it won’t matter what you are or who y…(interupted)

some other guy: get over yourself you made a mistake.
a male genital piercing, see also prince albert.
now that i have my nips pierced, the next step is a urethra franklin.
1. any s-xual act involving penetration/stimulation of the urethra.

2. another name for one’s urethra.
1. last night, jane gave me a urethra franklin and i have no idea why i agreed to that.

2. ever since i hooked up with that one brunette chick, my urethra franklin has burned when i pee.

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