urethral sex
the act of s-xual intercourse in the urethra of a member of the female. pleasure is greatly increased when the p-n-s enters the bladder. be warned that urethral s-x, or u-s-x as it is called on the seat, may result in unwanted urethral pregnancy and permenant physical damage.
my girlfreind really loves me, so she allowed me to have some urethral s-x with her. i made the mistake of not using a condom, and we ended up with an unwanted urethral baby. it’s life is nothing but pain, as it’s veins flow with urine. poor child. urethral s-x: be careful.
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