urgasm
a pseudo penile climax achieved during male urination, usually towards the end of the act, and causing the body to involuntarily shake or quiver for a brief moment.
usually accomplished after holding ones bladder to the point it requires more relaxation than normal- but not so long that the urine stream is strained, and thus most often experienced at public urinals in movie theatres, sporting venues and rest stops along highways.
man, that was the strongest urgasm of my life. i couldn’t control my aim when it happened. sorry about your pants.
when urine instead of s-m-n is -j-c-l-t-d at the time of the male s-xual climax.
after his surgery for prostate cancer, he experienced urgasms.
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