uri geller smeller
a uri geller smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of “sitting on a mortar” after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the wc and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.
postman: “i shouldn’t go to number 10 downing street just yet without a gas mask, officer. there’s been a uri geller smeller incident! give it 20 minutes if i were you.”
a uri geller smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of “sitting on a mortar” after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the wc and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.
postman: “i shouldn’t go to number 10 downing street with your warrant just yet without a gas mask, officer. there’s been an incident, a real uri geller smeller.”
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