Urigay
when taking a refreshing leak and a guy comes and takes a urinal right beside you when there are many open ones.
guy 1: walks into bathroom and starts taking a leak
guy 2: walks into bathroom and takes a urinal right beside guy 1 when there is many open ones
guy 1: (in his head: ‘great, i have a urigay beside me. i swear to god if he attempts a conversation’)
guy 2:”so how about this weather were having?”
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