urinal chess
when you strategically select a urinal with the intention that the next bathroom goer will either have to go right next to you or will take the walk of shame into the stall.
walk of shame = check mate
if they successfully go next to you and create a stream then they win.
if they go next to you and can’t manage a stream, that’s a double win.
rick: yo man i totally just had the most bodacious check mate on this kid in a game of urinal chess.
ralph: sh-t man, did he manage the stream?
rick: no, he took the walk of shame
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