urinal cop
short for “urinal copulator”, this term refers to a man who is so insecure about the size of his p-n-s (or about other men seeing his unit) that he stands absurdly close to the urinal while p-ssing. this gives any p-sser-by the impression that the man in question is actually trying to make sweet ceramic love to the urinal, rather than p-ss in it as normal males do.
dude, look at that urinal cop over there. i bet the splashback must be nasty. why doesn’t he just back up a bit and arc it in?
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a tube that pee p-sses through. “adam’s got mad krusties in his urinal cord.”
- Urinal Creeper
a guy who enters the buffer zone in a bathroom. i was in the bathroom and a urinal creeper got in my buffer zone.
- Urinal Cuddler
noun: a person who takes the urinal next to you when thiers multiple urinals to choose from. person 1: dude, theres alot of urinal cuddlers in that bathroom person 2: i betta watch myself!
- Urinal Deuce
when a person drops a steamy loaf in the urinal and an unsuspecting patron walks up unzips and is startled by the brown banana starring back at him “whats wrong” “someone left a fudge monkey in the urinal” “that was fast” “someone #2ed in the #1” “why the h did someone drop a urinal deuce”
- urinal deke
when (usually at a club or bar) a man decides to use a stall only after he sees that potential observers are using the urinals. it is usually obvious that the aforementioned man intended to use the urinal but opted out for fear of his comrades seeing his genitals. when josh saw seth standing at […]