Urinal Kick
a urinal kick is an epic maneuver in which some guy is taking leak in a urinal in a bathroom and you kick the back of his knee, causing him to fall backwards onto the disguisting p-ss-covered floor, possibly p-ssing into the air onto himself. not cool unless you really hate the person. seriously.
i u.k’ed (urinal kicked) that -sshole who cut me off on the way to work. he deserved it. seriously.
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