Urinal Predator
a person who decides to, without obeying the unwritten words of urinal protocol, stand directly next to you when the option to stand as far away as possible presents itself.
i went into the bathroom during cl-ss yesterday, there were 5 urinals in there and the edge ones were already taken. i was on one of the edges and some guy just walks in and stands right next to me instead of taking the middle urinal.” “wow, total urinal predator
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