urinal
that thing us guys p-ss in.
girl: what is that funny looking thing on the wall in the men’s bathroom?
guy: that’s a urinal.
1) a sink like, usually porcelein, object mounted against a wall with a kn-b to flush ontop. only found in bathrooms for men. occasionally you’ll stumble across a new-age urinal that flushes when the motion sensor detects you aren’t there.
2) the place to put a chocolate cake.
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1)
girl: what the f-ck is that?
boy: urinal. it keeps me from peeing on your face.
2)
dude: check out that urinal. its so clean and new.
dude deux: …you’re right. lets buy a chocolate cake and stuff it in there.
dude: cool i’ll bring my camera.
a porcelain object often found mounted on the sides of public buildings in italy.
luigi stepped up to the urinal and took a whiz while the crowd kept walking behind him.
a wall toilet for peeing on
i need to go to the urinal to take a p-ss
a urinal is like a toilet, but it hangs off the wall and you p-ss into it. urinals are a regular place for drug addicts and sick weird perverting individuals to meet up and do all sorts of gross things to each other or to themselves.
jonnie: why does ryan allways hang around the urinals?
me: probably either to shoot up or to get nasty with perverts.
a sink which they squirt into.
a-what are those sinks that u squirt into called?
b-whatt??
a-urinals
c-they are different than sinks…no one washes their hands in them
used in the mens room to wash feet
coach said “we have 10 new urinal use them to wash your feet use the sink to wash your d-cks”
we all asked why coach??, he said ” your d-cks are not long enough yet to wash them in the urinal’s”…
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