urinalienation
the act of a (usually) heteros-xual male entering a pubic restroom and p-ssing one or more open urinals in order to create the requisite “sp-ce” between himself and any other pee-ers.
man: “dr. i’ve got a bad case of urinalienation.”
dr: “dude, me too! i can’t pee unless there’s three open urinals between me and other dudes!”
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