Urinaltard
a guy that violates the unwritten rule of proper urinal protocol, by selecting the middle urinal, when having the choice of three urinals. thus eliminating the possibility of a buffer urinal for the next guy. a r-t-rded urinal user.
bill: dude, i just tried to take a leak and when i entered the restroom, this douche was using the middle urinal. there were vacant urinals on each side, but talk about awkward!
ted: yeah, what a urinaltard!!
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