urinary text infection
when you’re texting and peeing at the same time and you accidentally pee on your phone (males only).
ex.: what happened to your phone dude?
my phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. i p-ssed all over my shoes, too!
that’s gross. go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
what happened to your phone dude?
my phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. i p-ssed all over my shoes, too!
that’s gross. go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
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