urination
canadian usage. what prime minister stephen harper said to the people of quebec. it was widely misunderstood to mean “you’re a nation”.
i was out walking in the snow after drinking too much molson’s and as i stopped to take a pee i looked across the river at that vast province to the east, when suddenly somebody with a french accent said, “what are you doing?”, and i said, “urination” dude. and the rest was history.
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- Urination Anxiety
common in men; anxiety achieved when one begins peeing and starts to freak out over: a) whether they will miss the bowl b) whether they will hit the seat c) splashback d)- whether people will look at them awkwardly if they pee for a short period of time, take their time to commence sad peeing […]
- Urination Celebration
the act of going to the bathroom when a movie is finished. it lasts for at least 15 seconds, and all you can do is smile. “dude i watched the dark knight yesterday and my urination celebration was amazing. it was the best i’ve had yet, and i have watched a lot of movies.”
- Urination Congregation
the act of two or more girls going to the bathroom at the same time. ashley- sara i have to go pee come with me! sara- okay! ryan- there they go again, d-mn that urination congregation.
- urination dance
the urineation dance is an action performed when one must urinate badly. it is conducted by placing your legs together to seal off and prevent premature urination. the urination dance is the opposite of the rain dance. it’s objective is to prevent water from falling.
- Urination Humiliation
the social embarr-ssment and self-consciousness felt by someone in a social setting (club, party, etc) who must leave a group or conversation several times to use the bathroom after drinking too much liquid of any kind (alcoholic or otherwise). “dude, did you have fun at the party last night?” “yeah, i met some really cool […]