Urination Anxiety
common in men; anxiety achieved when one begins peeing and starts to freak out over:
a) whether they will miss the bowl
b) whether they will hit the seat
c) splashback
d)- whether people will look at them awkwardly if they pee for a short period of time, take their time to commence sad peeing or laugh at them for having a small p-n-s.
– this is for urinals
frank: whats taking jim so long?
pat: jim gets urination anxiety, he has a hard time hitting the inside of the bowl and it takes him a bit of time to line up his shot.
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