Urlacher
1. proper noun. #54 middle linebacker for the chicago bears who can tear any player apart
2. adj. beast
3. verb. the act of smashing an inanimate object to the ground followed by saying, “urlacha'”. popularized by kevin in 2003.
did you see urlacher urlacher mike vick’s p-ss and then break t.j. duckett in half?
yes, urlacher is a beast.
my b-lls itch.
b-mmer.
a very, very, very large female with a wide, linebacker -ss!!
” ooooo…look at the urlacher over there.”
1. to strike or collide suddenly, noisily, and violently.
2. to break suddenly into pieces, as from a violent blow or collision.
3. to be crushed or destroyed.
4. to go bankrupt.
that mazda miata was urlachered by that hummer.
noun 1. the girl in the group who c-ckblocks you just when you think you are going to score. she is usually big and mean and possibly bald. see also mother hen.
i had this chick at the bar drunk and ready to go, but then this urlacher showed up and c-ckblocked me.
1. undersized
2. soft
3. wimp
4. pansy
he’s such an urlacher, he’ll get knocked out in the 1st round
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- Urlacher Style
-n-l s-x. brian urlacher only f-cks b-tches in the -ss. 1. we’re doin it tonite! urlacher style. 2. did you hit that p-ssy last night? no man we did it urlacher style.
- urlagbreez
the definition of urlagbreez is a orange puma trainer jacket with brown stripes. so anything orange-brown in a 70s style can be urlagbreez but it has to be trashy…otherwise it´s just 70s the jacket
- URLception
noun: the act of becoming bored of a website, then habitually typing in the url to the same site without notcing it. often, somehow, alleviates the initial boredom. urlception is when you are on facebook, get bored of being on facebook, an type in “facebook.com” because of habit.
- URL bait
luring website traffic with an active link in a short, cryptic or obscure message. commonly used in twitter, with bit.ly shorteners. exploits the temptation to click first and ask questions later. i got this url bait off the mailing list – “lol see if you can follow 😉 htt-://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxjkdh6kz0w” twitter is full of url bait […]