Uruguayan smoothie
a girl is sucking your c-ck in the kitchen, when all of a sudden, to the surprise of you both, you hear the garage door opening. her father has returned from a business trip early! oh no! quickly, looking for something to bust into you grab a gl-ss and explode into it. as father walks down the hallway into the kitchen you quickly place the gl-ss in the fridge hiding the evidence. after a long way home from his business trip, the father reaches into the fridge searching for a refreshing beverage.
dad: “what is this frothy gl-ss of white substance?”
girl: “it is a uruguayan smoothie father”
girl’s boyfriend: “i’m canadian”
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