USB cap
1) the top to a usb.
2) the head of a ultimate super big p-n-s.
3) the hat you put on a uterus sucking b-st-rd.
1) “dude i can’t find my usb cap.”
2) “i can’t fit your usb cap in my mouth.”
3) “hey before you go down there, you must remember to put on this hat!”
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