USC Football


a team whose history is full of pretty boys (carson palmer), heroin addicts (todd marinovich), steroid abusers (pretty much all of them), and murderers (oj). occasionally they crank out a good player, but these can be hard to find among all the failures (see bush, reggie; leinart, matt; williams, mike). they think they have won a bunch of national t-tles, but don’t realize that div 1-a football doesn’t actually have a champion. thus, their trophies are roughly as valuable as awards for tiddlywinks compet-tions.
is there a single decent human being on the usc football team? i guess not.
the closest thing to a pro football team los angeles has.
lame. la doesnt have a pro team. wtf!!

meh. usc football is pretty good. they could probably beat the raiders.
one of the best college football teams. hadn’t lost in years until the rose bowl against the texas longhorns. still one of the best college football teams in the nation.
-change the channel!! why watch this trash when you can watch usc football!!?
1) a really good football team that’s not as good as they used to be.
2) university of careless little -ssholes’ rival.
the last time the usc football team won a national championship was in 2004. unfortunatley, they lost to the texas longc-cks in 2005.

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