use the bathroom


use the bathroom

(utb)
when a man thinks he needs a woman but really just needs to -j-c-l-t- on something, an enlightened woman may says…

utb!

i.e.

would you please use the bathroom not me

an accommodating woman that doesn’t want to upset the status quo, she might just put her hand on her chest like protecting herself – who me?

she will eventually come to her senses.
you are so magnificent i can see this really going places

that’s nice, use the bathroom!

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