usefuk
a fortuitous typo that elevates the meaning of useful into something better. something more:
something as “useful as f-ck”.
rob: yeah, it is really usef-k
rob: useful
rob: (or useful as f-ck)
dust: think you just made a new word
used to f-ck(, when naming an ex- booty call, girl/boy friend, f-ck buddy, one night stand, ect.). used especially with hispanics/latinos, because we don’t use past tense, b-tches.
pedro: you see that girl ova there, homes? -points to random s-xy chula-
jose: yeah, what about her?
pedro: that’s my usef-k.
jose: july! julyer! that’s my cousin maria!
-girl turns around-
jose: hey b-tterface! w-ssup?
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