Useless as a damp SQUID
squid is the acronym for a superconducting quantum interference device. it measures very small magnetic fields and is rendered useless when wet due to its very sensitive nature. also, used as a m-ssive f-ck you to all those pedant b-tches who think it should be “squib”. i mean, just who do you think you are? a 16th century musketeer?
mate, you’ve not only missed the goal you’ve missed the ball altogether! sometimes i think you’re as useless as a damp squid.
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