valump


a dance move that is similar to twerking in that it involves jiggling the booty. there is one key difference: it involves two people.
person 1: hey wanna valump with me??
person 2: of course!! valumping is my favorite past time!
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when fat women wear their pants very high you cannot tell where their fat stops and their v-g-n- starts. this large mound of fat in between is referred to as a valump.
“look at her valump, lets make bets on how many kids she had”

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